ㄣ⃒ Awards Results
Before I start saying who won and shit, I just wanna give a thanks to everyone who actually went on my site and voted for their favorite skaters in some stupid categories that I made up. I appreciate all of you guys.
Darion Singleton beats Tajah Davis and wins Black SOTY by a vote or 2! There's a Popeyes two piece meal with your name on it D! And there's always next year Taj! Johnny Miranda wins Hispanic SOTY in a FUCKING LANDSLIDE. LIKE IT WASNT EVEN CLOSE. Thank the conservatives and Trump ass kissers. Asian Jesus wins Asian SOTY due to his small wiener and insanely proper impossibles. おめでとうございます Akio (And if you are about to bitch about there not being a White Soty, you probably voted for trump) And Girl SOTY is Veronica Lopez. Still waiting on that interview.... Best instagram handle goes to nobody because instagram sucks. Sponsor hungry SOTY goes to Johnny Miranda and its not even a bit surprising haha. Pornstar of the year is deserved by August Ames. May she rest and peace and now men(and women), commence your 21 nut salute. Favorite Skate Gang definitely goes to LW. Their use of "Gang mentality" really makes you wonder about what skating is really about. Anyways congrats! Most Back 180 Nosegrinds at Ferg goes to Tyson Melton. I expect to see one in your next Instagram edit...and the one after that. And the one of that. Congrats. Most guts insta comments goes to Wizapop. I know yall have seen them. The "never meet your heroes award" for worst professional skateboarder goes to Daniel Espinoza for making my life a piece of shit whenever you walk into a room. I.E. video of the year undeniably goes to Chris Park's Mood: Video from earlier this year. So much memorable and fucked up shit. Speaking of fucked up shit, "Most fucked up thing I've seen all year" award (?) goes to Jonathan Sieberling and Anthony Owusu. John for fucking Front Smithing the shit out El Toro. Saddest part is that he's only Flow:/ And Anthony for Slappy front crooking all the way up the tall ledge at Los Amigos. You guys are insane! South Soty goes to Isaac Murr. He's been murr-ing it up all year and baby murr is just gunna fuel the fire. Congrats murr! Ferg Soty goes to Danny Sanchez! Anyone whose treflipping into the fucking deep end of the bowl deserves it. Most Fried always goes to Asian Jesus and Ryan Leiterman. We gotta celebrate later boys!
