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Ballin on a Budget VOL.1

By Ms. Anonymous

Relatable Scams

Promotional offer Scams

Uber and Lyft……...YOU PLAYED YOURSELF. I know I’m not the only one guilty of this shit. I don’t know how many times I have created new email accounts just to get free rides. I’m pretty sure Uber caught on to this real quick. Because now you can’t use more than one email on the same phone. So if you lost track of whichever email you used with whichever password…..you’re fucked...and locked out of Uber on your own phone. But since I’m cheap af, I have used friends and families phones just because I made a new email; Thus getting my ass another free ride.

Subscription Scams

Youtube Red……..YOU PLAYED YOURSELF. If you’re gonna tell me I have three months of Youtube Red for FREE…..you best believe I’ve already set a reminder in my phone ready to cancel that shit as soon as my free trial ends.

Metro Scams

Metro…….YOU PLAYED YOURSELF. If you are someone who has ridden the Metrolink train, you KNOW…. they don’t check tickets for shit! Even the guy on the fucking intercom is like “Oh yea, I’ll just check your tickets when we come back” [for people with a round trip tickets]; even then….they still don’t check! My best advise would be to download the Metrolink app, so whenever they actually do check your ticket you can buy it right then and there. Unless you only have cash, then in that case you’re pretty much gambling being escorted off the train, being fined or worse. Your choice :)

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