Shitty Reviews: Skate Apps

For some reason I had an idea to review skateboarding games off the App Store. I highly doubt any of you will actually download the games and check them out, but who gives a fuck:)

You can find all these games in the App store for free Skater Apocalypse This game's theme is really stupid. I don't understand why a skateboarder(out of all groups of people) would be the one guy out saving people during a zombie apocalypse. It just doesn't add

up. But besides the shitty theme, the game isn't all the way terrible. The first map given is pretty big and sometimes its easy to forget where certain stuff is. The objectives they give you are pretty straightforward but like I said its just hard to find stuff because its a big map. One thing that fucking pissed me off was that when I tried to do a frontside ollie on the quarterpipe and that shit glitches out and doesn't even do one. Pros: not bad graphics Guts Sound effects(Literally and figuratively) Cons: Theme, confusing map, no FS Ollies in transition Skatelander

This game is also pretty stupid. Its like that old ass game crossy roads. The same graphics. The same fucking objective: to go as far as you can without hitting an obstacle. It's too bad When i first started playing this I was already fucking over it. There are too many games that are the same format and graphics and that shit. Plus, whenever i got a new character, they were the shitty ones:( Pros: I only reviewed it for 2 mins It has the word skate in the title Cons:The fact that this thing even exists. MiniSkate This is another fucking version of this stupid crossy roads game! The only good part about this game is the choices in types of boards. They are pretty sick, I'm not gunna lie.

(My previous review on the Skatelander game is the SAME for this game) Am Skater

I remember always seeing this guy commenting and posting shit when i was younger on YT. So it was cool to see that he had a game. As soon as i saw it on the App Store, I knew it was going to be exactly like Super Mario Bros.: Same type of art direction, they both are side scrolling games,

they both piss me off. It's all the same in my eyes. But it was definitely one of the better games that I played for this review. Pros: Super Mario Feels, Easy to learn how to play, easy to get addicted Cons: as i kept playing and dying, i kept getting more furious. So yea....

Skate Party 2 Lite I totally thought this was gunna be so shitty! The graphics gave me those THUG vibes! The

controls were basically the same and the music was so late 90s early 2000s grundge/punk rock! The map is a pretty good size. Plus you can actually FS air in transition in this game so that's a major plus. They even have the bloody bails(which happen every single time you fall) that gave THUG a T for Teen rating.