Swank's guide to: Pulling Bitches

Tips for pulling bitches

Are you a broke ass ugly ass nigga who can't seem to bag a bad(or at least average) bitch? Of course you are, that's why you're here. Well you're in luck, I have the best tips* for pulling bitches...

1) Disrespect Women

I know it's obvious but i still felt like it needed to be said

2) Go to Jail

As long as it isn't for something fucking stupid like breathing while black. Once is enough but twice will have the bitches super interested. Only downside is you most likely will be getting buttraped. If you're not careful, you'll turn gay

3) Sell Weed

Bitches love weed. TRUST.

4) Have multiple baby mommas

Extra points if you don't take care of your kids!

5) Don't have hopes or ambitions

For some stupid ass reason this really hits home for the females, so make sure to lose all reasons to live except to get bitches.

6) Flex on Instagram

You can't let these bitches find out that you're broke or you won't pulling bitches for a while. Even if you are broke, just flex your rent money on Instagram.

7) Rap

Bitches love a rap nigga that only raps about bitches, drugs and money.