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Best Skate Pornos
This review was way more funny than sexual. So if you're popping a boner, then you a weird nigga..........(Click on the titles for the links)
This is the legendary porno filmed at Skatelab in Simi Valley. This shit was comedy. Funniest part was when all his homies are watching him nut.... and then dipped like they weren't looking. THAT'S 10 AS FUCK. They gotta run those..
First off the montage in the beginning was GARBAGE. Also, I work at a skate shop and I can guarantee that I have not smashed ANY moms trying to buy their kids shoes. Mainly because South has a bunch of shitty sizes. P.S. How many pro decks are there on the board wall?
You'll never see chicks like this at your local. Plus there a cameo by Steve Olson who was so cool that he'd rather skate than get in a car with 3 naked bitches. That's some shit you won't hear about in the 9Club.
Who let these fuckers in the park? They didn't even skate! Not even 10 mins go by and this bitch is already getting throatfucked. What a bunch of Posers.
This is honestly the best porn. I bet you'll never meet a bitch who wants you to rub your wheels on her so she can BUST!
Honorable mentions:
Swank's Dictionary
Guts-adj-comedic yet cringey
example: "Remember when Baby Jacob hit the blunt and threw up?"
"Haha yea, that shit was guts."
Sus-adj-pertaining to something that is sus
Murr-???- Something you say if you have a blendermouth
Lightwork (also Light and Dummy light)-verb- to imitate the best skate team ever, Team Lightwork
example: "Bro did you see the homie LW Lane fall purposely for the camera over there by the ledge. That shit was lightwork!
Pros nobody gives a fuck about
1) Moose
2) Micky Papa (Seriously who has ever said" Hey let's watch Micky Papa's blind part)
3) Ryan Decenzo
4)Any recent ex-cliche rider except Brophy and Kyron Davis
5)Dylan Reider
haha just kidding R.I.P. Dylan
